MARRIAGE WALA JOKE

     pura padhe maja ni aaya to post band

                          joke series 

What is wife......?

SOLDIER":- sare country humse darte hai or ham bibi se ....!

MOCHI:- mai shoes ki maramat karta hu or bibi mari ......!

TEACHER:- mai collage mai lecture sunata hu or ghar me bibi se sunta hu ......!

OFFICER :- mai office mai sab ka boss hu .... or ghar me bibi ka naukar ...!

JUDGE:- mai court me faisla sunnata hu or ghar me insaff ke lye tarrasta hu .......!

 DUKANDAR :-  mai duniya ko bannana hu...../ or ghar me bibi mujhe banate hai ......!

DOCTOR:- mai duniya ko thik karta hu ....../ or ghar mai bibi mujhe  thik karti hai ....!

FACEBOOK USRE :- mai duniya ko pakkata hu ...... or ghar me bibi mujhe pakkati hai ....!

ACCOUNTENT:- mai duniya ka hisaab rakhta hu .....or ghar pe bibi mera hisaab baraber karti hai .....!


        FAISLA AAPKE HAAT ME HAI 
                                                  SADI YA KUMARA RAHANA KA MAJA 

FIRST YEAR:- wife kaha ki ji khana kha legye .....ab kafi deer ho chuki hai......!

SECOND YEAR :- JI KHANA TIYAR HAI ,,,, LAGA DU....

THIRD YEAR :- khana ban chuka hai ... khana hai to bata do....!

FORTH YEAR:=  khana bana kar rakh deya hai ..... mai bahar ga rahai hu .... khud nikal ke kha lena .....

FIFTH YEAR :- mai khati hu ab mujhse khana ...ni bane ga /.....hotel se le aao .....

six year :- jab dekho khana ,khana .....subha he to khaye ho....

JINDIGI KE 8 HISSE HOTE HAI 

 1) PADHI 

2) KHAL , KUD 

3) MOG MASTI 

4) PYAR 

5) SADI 

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7)

8)

AAP  KYA KHOJ RAHAI HAI 6,7,8, ME  

    FRINDS SADI KE BAAD SAB KHATM

THE END